Monday, February 28, 2005

The White Menace

4/3/04

A man said a very aggressive carpet-cleaner salesman was driving around town in a white van.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Was it a "Knocker" Spaniel? OK - I know it's bad.

3/31/04

A caller was upset that a puppy knocked over his soda pop on South Church Avenue Monday. The caller wanted money for the soda.

Was he rehearsing a vaudeville sketch?

3/31/04

Officers spotted a man hiding in some bushes near a house party Monday. The man attempted to flee officers but ran into a tree and went head-first over a fence. He was given a warning.

Friday, February 25, 2005

Coincidence?

3/23/04

Deputies had two separate reports of possible falling space debris Sunday.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Well, thank God

3/18/04

A caller reported that someone was throwing bottles at a house on North Rouse Avenue Tuesday. Officers were unable to locate any bottles. However, it appeared the newspaper had been delivered.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Squeegee Assault

3/17/04

Two men apparently got into a fight at a North Seventh Avenue gas station Monday. One man began assaulting another man with a squeegee, then fled the scene.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Urgent

3/6/04

A woman said each day kids stand outside of a nearby apartment and smoke.

Monday, February 21, 2005

Loose lips, loose change

3/6/04

A man reported another man was playing machines at a casino with all quarters. After seeing the quarters, the caller remembered hearing that a car wash in Three Forks had been recently burglarized. The man playing the machines told police he recently emptied out his change jar.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Understandable

3/6/04

Two men were having a dispute over a woman because one of them was married to her and the other was dating her.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

No answer

3/4/04

Deputies helped Bozeman police track down a hit-and-run suspect that had fled the scene of an accident on foot. They used a K9 unit but couldn't locate him, and his friends couldn't reach him on his cell phone.

Friday, February 18, 2005

Horse Sperm

3/1/04

A man on Simmental Way was expecting a delivery of horse sperm from UPS which they had guaranteed would be delivered Saturday, but then they wouldn't deliver it.


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