Monday, February 28, 2005

The White Menace


A man said a very aggressive carpet-cleaner salesman was driving around town in a white van.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Was it a "Knocker" Spaniel? OK - I know it's bad.


A caller was upset that a puppy knocked over his soda pop on South Church Avenue Monday. The caller wanted money for the soda.

Was he rehearsing a vaudeville sketch?


Officers spotted a man hiding in some bushes near a house party Monday. The man attempted to flee officers but ran into a tree and went head-first over a fence. He was given a warning.

Friday, February 25, 2005



Deputies had two separate reports of possible falling space debris Sunday.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Well, thank God


A caller reported that someone was throwing bottles at a house on North Rouse Avenue Tuesday. Officers were unable to locate any bottles. However, it appeared the newspaper had been delivered.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Squeegee Assault


Two men apparently got into a fight at a North Seventh Avenue gas station Monday. One man began assaulting another man with a squeegee, then fled the scene.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005



A woman said each day kids stand outside of a nearby apartment and smoke.

Monday, February 21, 2005

Loose lips, loose change


A man reported another man was playing machines at a casino with all quarters. After seeing the quarters, the caller remembered hearing that a car wash in Three Forks had been recently burglarized. The man playing the machines told police he recently emptied out his change jar.

Sunday, February 20, 2005



Two men were having a dispute over a woman because one of them was married to her and the other was dating her.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

No answer


Deputies helped Bozeman police track down a hit-and-run suspect that had fled the scene of an accident on foot. They used a K9 unit but couldn't locate him, and his friends couldn't reach him on his cell phone.

Friday, February 18, 2005

Horse Sperm


A man on Simmental Way was expecting a delivery of horse sperm from UPS which they had guaranteed would be delivered Saturday, but then they wouldn't deliver it.

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